UFC to Buy Private Island to Host Weekly Fights

Dana White just told TMZ that the UFC eill be securing a private island to host weekly fights. The private island will be called “Fight Island”. Dana said the islands location is top secret and will not be revealing any details.

Fighters will be getting heavily screened and taking private jets to the island to beat the piss out of each other. Dana said that they will be getting top medical care. Hope theres plenty of ventilators available. This shit is seriously right out of the old Steve Austin movie “The Condemned”

In the meantime, enjoy your favorite journos as they scramble to discover the location of the show.

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